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Name: kristyn aka evilspielberg
Birthdate: may 26 1982

What would you/did you name your children?
Boy: atticus (from to kill a mockingbird, not after the skateboard co) or holden
Girl: finley or audrey elizabeth

Top Five favourite bands and why you like them:
-weezer: because they were the soundtrack to my angsty high school years, and rivers is sexy
-deathcab for cutie: they're original in a non whiny emo sort of way
-les savy fav: they are exceptionally talented and none of their songs sound the same
-the sea and cake: it's good music to chill to, fuck to, eat to etc...
-the beatles: every one of their songs has meaning to me

What movie would you never want to see again? What made this movie so horrible?
woody's allen's celebrity...kenneth branaugh playing woody allen. it felt much too long and drawn out, leonardo dicaprio playing a spoiled actor. it was just painful.

Favourite on or off Broadway play/musical: street of blood. it was a puppet show about a gay man that has to tell his mom he's hiv positive. and there's a vampire named esme masengill. it was amazing.

Favourite show when you were little: my two dads or TMNT

Favourite books/authors: anything by john irving, me talk pretty one day by david sedaris

If you found out you only had a week to live, list five things you would do in the time you had left:
-eat a gross amount of my favourite foods
-tell my estranged best friend that i love him
-tell my father how i feel about him
-watch my favourite movies
-have a wild party and invite everyone i know

If you could make one celebrity disappear, who would it be? Why?
i would like to say britney spears...but then i couldn't read about how damn stupid and whorey she is, so i will say carson from queer eye for the straight guy. he just drives me nuts, and i don't like alot of the clothes he picks out, plus he has a very strange looking face.

Would you be willing to give up ever having sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
sure

What is the most overrated thing in your opinion?
sports, i just cannot understand how a hockey player makes what like 75 thousand dollars in a week, when amazing teachers are everywhere molding the future. or just about any other profession.

Do you believe in fate? Why or why not?
yes i do. i think with all the strangeness in life there has got to be something that makes it all possible

If you could change one thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be and why?
letting my sister do my nails. i look like a hooker from south beach

Describe your greatest fear:
marrying, having 2.5 children, a mini van, a dog named bucky, and a white picket fence

What are your views on-
Abortion: pro choice. it's your body and nobody else's.

Same-sex Marriages: all for them! i think you fall in love with the person.

Legalization of Marijuana: all for it! it doesn't make people sloppy and violent like booze can.

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